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For me, the best way to get the attention of a lady you like is by sending her something sweet and funny. There's no better lad than someone who can make a woman blush and laugh. I am looking for that kind of lad.

I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

I want to find a young and proper lad who is strong, tough, and has high endurance. I am a naughty granny who is always in the mood to get fucked all night long. It would be great if I have someone who can keep up with all my naughty demands.