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Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I am quite fascinated with how accessible pornography is nowadays! Back then I only had smutty novels and imagination to pull me through. I would even end up spending hours watching porn then end up with soiled knickers. Aching for a throbbing cock.

I wear pretty dresses and make up to feel gorgeous, so your guess is right. I'm not the videogame-playing type nor the hard-liquor drinking type who'll be with you and your friends when you go to pubs. But if there's one thing you'll love about me, i...

I get off at weekends when I'm wasted. It makes getting off more exciting. When I'm hammered, smashed, plastered, I do stuffs that make blokes go mad. Some I don't remember, they just tell me in the morning and they say they love it.

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

I would like to express my deepest apologies if you are expecting something interesting here but got disappointed. What can I say? I am nothing but a regular lass on the street. The only thing special about me is my ability to drain a man's load usin...