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Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

I don't do meetups or any sort of physical contact. I'm just here for some dirty conversations with a bloke who knows how to handle a naughty lady who can't stop thinking and blurting about her sexual fantasies and yeah, that naughty lady is me.

Lives in reality. I'm not in search of a prince or knight in shining armour who'll offer me a grand life. I'm not Cinderella, and I'll never be. I'm a simple lass hoping to meet a bloke who's good in bed.

There's something about men with beards that never fails to make my pussy all wet. I am not sure why I am so attractive to facial hair, but I know that I have never experienced an explosive orgasm with someone who is shaved.

A lad who can create a wild and naughty world with me is the one I'm seeking. I'm already tired of being with lads who are just into the usual and plain old sex stuff. Now, I want something more. I want something that can make my legs tremble and can...

It seems like a little weird for me being here so I'm not sure what I am looking for but I'll get used to this soon. With that said, I'm open to your suggestion as I love to flirt, but that's just about it, nothing complicated or serious.

Call me old fashioned, but when a guy handles my mood swings well and pampers me like a princess, it's only right that I reciprocate his efforts. And that is through sending him a letter or a DIY card with the most romantic messages. Once my creativi...