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Now that I am a lot older, I realized the importance of having a man who will spend the rest of his life with you. It's quite depressing that I don't have someone to help me out every time I feel lonely and horny.

How sweet it is to have someone serenade me when I least expect it. Things like that send a different sensation all over my body. While I admit that being serenaded brings me a different feeling, I don't expect every man to do that. What I expect is ...

Cheerful, loving, and caring! I fancy to bubtion -talk when I'm trying to convince someone. It somehow works, don't ask how? Just looking for a funny, sweet man, and has messy barnet. I find it bleedin' switched on and mafted.

What you see in my body is what you get. Oh, and just so you know, each and every part of my body (including my titties!) is the Full Monty. I haven't done any plastic surgeries nor any cosmetic operations. I am already confident with my body and I ...

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

I am someone who firmly believes that life is not all about beer and skittles. I have been through a lot and have overcome great trials and tribulations just to be who I am and where I am today. I believe that if something does not kill you, it will ...

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!