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My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...

I am not getting any younger and therefore, wanting to get close to me will be nothing but easy peasy. I’m not looking for much, all I want is a lad who is focused, motivated and intellectual. But more importantly, I’m craving a mate who I can sp...

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Moving into a new flat to live on my own is a big adjustment for me. Not just because of my age but also for the lack of companion. I would love to chat up with a bloke who can offer me interesting conversations and playful exchanges.

Being fucked hard is not enough. There should be lots of grinding here and there. I only stop when I'm ready for the knacker's yard or when I need to go on a pee break as I don't like pissing on my clean, soft bed.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I have a tantalizing eyes that have the power to shake your world and let you feel magical sensations you've never felt before. When you're lost in the rain, my eyes will guide you to find your way back to my open arms.