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I call myself a career woman, but I also love to spend my weekends lounging around on the couch and watching pornography. I think I get the best of two worlds. When I've had a tough day, I'd grab a glass of wine and just wank my worries away.

Unlike other ladies, I don't spend my time on social media. It's either I'm on this dating site or I'm having an amazing time with my friends. I'm a realist, and I think social media is only for posting, not really for dating. If I want to find the p...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

If you are the kind of bloke who gets three sheets in the wind easily, then maybe you're not the one for me. Well, not to be arrogant but I am actually the kind of lady who has a high tolerance for booze and it would be nice to find someone who can l...

Yes, I am a little kinky and a HUGE Tease! I do love being picked up in the hands of a strong man and being fucked against a wall, on the washing machine and even straddling a fast lap! Your cup of tea?

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.