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Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

My only requirement is hair. I like my men hairy. The hairier the better. Nothing turns me on than the sight of a man unshaven, no matter what area they have it. I want to play and pull on it while we engage in lewd things.

I love cuddles, kisses, and endless laughter. People may see these things as simple, but for me, this is the most important part of a relationship. I mean, what's the point of staying with a man who can't make me laugh and feel safe through his cuddl...

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

Some people always says that nothing good ever happens at 3 AM, but I have to disagree. I'm often awake during that time because I know that the most interesting people stay up late. So, let's see what you can dish up. I'm sure it's going to be somet...

All the serious relationships that I've had before resulted in failure and that's why I'm not willing to be serious again. It has also come to me that being in love and having commitments will never be suitable for me and that's why I am already call...