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The easiest way to get my attention would be telling me what your favourite colour is. Why? Because you can tell a lot about the person with the colour they choose. As for me I'm fond of soft pink, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

They say that single people are the loneliest. However, I beg to disagree. I'm single and I believe that I am not lonely and sad. As a matter of fact, I am really happy and that's because I get to do whatever I want, including flirting with as many l...

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

It's been years since I cum hard. I tried so many times to make myself experience orgasm, but I miserably failed. I even tried doing it with different toys, but still, I am denied the ecstatic feeling of sexual pleasure. I think it's time to recruit...

"“Time is more precious than gold, more precious than diamonds, more precious than oil or any valuable treasures. It is time that we do not have enough of; it is time that causes the war within our hearts, and so we must spend it wisely.” - Cecel...